Dear Polyphasic Sleep,
I hate you!
Sure, we had a pretty nice go-around back in ‘08 but that was years ago!
Get over it! I want nothing to do with you!
You keep trying to push this Friends with Benefits thing and I don’t want any of it.
I receive no such benefits from that arrangement!
I want a real sleep schedule in my life and I can’t have that with you lingering around! I just want to be able to sleep for more than 4 hours at a time for more than an odd day out of the week.
Get lost!
No Love,
Rae
Predictions Comfirmed
Just woke up from a 4 hour polyphasic sleep.
And now my sleep schedule is once again destroyed.
Tomorrow is going to be hellacious. I should have been asleep hours ago.
I shall be in misery all day and then I’ll fall asleep in the middle of the afternoon and ruin all the progress I’ve made on a proper non-polyphasic sleep cycle.
:<
Sleep schedule has been decimated
I got an hour of sleep tuesday night wednesday morning, got some shocking news at work and then came home to crash. I just slept 5pm-11pm.
I do not want to be up all night again.
Plus, or internet is being dumb so it isn’t like being awake is entertaining.
:C
